This account of twenty years experience in sales will serve to amuse, shock and delight you. Read about some colourful characters and situations encountered in the life of a salesman. We rarely consider the perspective of the sales person. If you are aspiring to a career in sales, this book will help to warn you of some of the highs and lows of the road ahead for you. If you are already a sales person, some of the situations will be uncannily familiar. This story exposes some of the customer behaviour, sales manager shortcomings, homophobia and industry malpractices, which are endemic to the world of sales.